Pogquafpit is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, narcissistic grasshopper.

Pogquafpit created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogquafpit, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pogquafpit, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Pogquafpit's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Pogquafpit's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pogquafpit.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.