Mifjaptarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, strong swallow.

Mifjaptarp created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifjaptarp, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mifjaptarp, she will be very sad.

Mifjaptarp's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Mifjaptarp's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never feed lots of apples to mites while wearing mauve coats.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Mifjaptarp on top of all buildings.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.