Arthimhub is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, merciful grasshopper.

Arthimhub created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arthimhub, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Arthimhub, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Arthimhub's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Arthimhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Always look after injured voles.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never eat rice.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Arthimhub.