Gudcedfet is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent
dragonfly.
Gudcedfet created parasitic wasps four million years ago.
If you believe in
Gudcedfet, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Gudcedfet, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Gudcedfet's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Gudcedfet's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Hide if three doves approach from the north.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Never paint your feet green.
5. Never pour water over plants.