Yammisxin Cetgemflag is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, proud hamster.

Yammisxin Cetgemflag created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yammisxin Cetgemflag, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yammisxin Cetgemflag, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Yammisxin Cetgemflag's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Yammisxin Cetgemflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of turnips to sharks while wearing white hats.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yammisxin Cetgemflag.

4. Always wear plain kilts during rituals.

5. Never handle silver while unclean.