Lip is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, grumpy swan.

Lip created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Lip, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lip, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lip's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Lip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. You must love Lip.

3. Never wear cyan shoes.

4. You must never eat pineapples.

5. You must pray to Lip three times a day.