Yartbonkhub is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, merciful camel.

Yartbonkhub created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartbonkhub, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yartbonkhub, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Yartbonkhub's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Yartbonkhub's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine frogs approach from the east.

2. Never touch water while blessed.

3. Always count to seven before sleeping.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.