Linrotnurlipban is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-knowing lizard.

Linrotnurlipban created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linrotnurlipban, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Linrotnurlipban, she will make you grow a tail.

Linrotnurlipban's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Linrotnurlipban's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not eat lemons.

3. Never wear pink trousers.

4. Never remain kneeling at midnight.

5. Always count to nine before sleeping.