Dadwegjat Bagzodsug is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, annoying hare.

Dadwegjat Bagzodsug created life three million years ago.

If you believe in Dadwegjat Bagzodsug, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dadwegjat Bagzodsug, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dadwegjat Bagzodsug's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dadwegjat Bagzodsug's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dadwegjat Bagzodsug.

2. Do not take Dadwegjat Bagzodsug's name in vain.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never sprint in the presence of sheep.

5. Never think ill of sick porpoises.