Sigdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, moody fairy.

Sigdoss created a strange quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sigdoss, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sigdoss, it will turn you into a mouse.

Sigdoss' most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Sigdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Always wash your legs before prayer.

5. Do not kill ducks.