Listfadomin is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, generous chicken.

Listfadomin created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Listfadomin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Listfadomin, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Listfadomin's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Listfadomin's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Listfadomin must be the most important thing in your life.

3. You must never eat melons.

4. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Listfadomin in the centre of the settlement.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.