Gudpanxin is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, fussy faun.

Gudpanxin created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudpanxin, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gudpanxin, he will turn you into a sheep.

Gudpanxin's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gudpanxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility.

2. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Never pray while filled with pride.

5. Never travel toward the east during winter.