Baddimrak is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate cow.

Baddimrak created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Baddimrak, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Baddimrak, it will ignore you.

Baddimrak's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Baddimrak's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. You must never eat grapes.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never talk about geese.