Danfodgub is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, capable
dragon.
Danfodgub created light eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Danfodgub, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Danfodgub, it will turn you into a sheep.
Danfodgub's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.
Danfodgub's Holy Commandments1. Do not keep three ants in a large pit.
2. Never think about spacetime near mites while wearing blue coats and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your face.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Do not shave your legs.