Veenmobbod is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awesome tortoise.

Veenmobbod created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Veenmobbod, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Veenmobbod, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Veenmobbod's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Veenmobbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help hamsters.

2. Retreat if eight mice approach from the north.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near dolphins while wearing white jumpers.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.