Badmumruldogxin is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, capable lion.

Badmumruldogxin created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Badmumruldogxin, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Badmumruldogxin, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Badmumruldogxin's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Badmumruldogxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in spring.

2. Never talk about dogs.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always help sick dolphins.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.