Nigkadartpon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, emotional hare.

Nigkadartpon created energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Nigkadartpon, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nigkadartpon, he will turn you into a mouse.

Nigkadartpon's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Nigkadartpon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Nigkadartpon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. You must love Nigkadartpon.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.