Xenlenkip is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witless badger.

Xenlenkip created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenlenkip, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Xenlenkip, she will send minions to preach to you.

Xenlenkip's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Xenlenkip's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat apples.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about gravity near tortoises while wearing gray rings and balancing seven iron spheres on your face.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never write about stars.