Flat is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, caring coyote.

Flat created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flat, it will send you a sign.

Flat's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Flat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never hurt mice.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.