Nurtbumstig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, cheerful manatee.

Nurtbumstig created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtbumstig, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nurtbumstig, he will turn you into a sheep.

Nurtbumstig's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Nurtbumstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Hide if eight porpoises approach from the west.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Nurtbumstig on top of all buildings.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.