Zodflownull is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, pitiless hippopotamus.

Zodflownull created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zodflownull, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zodflownull, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Zodflownull's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Zodflownull's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Zodflownull six times a day.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never fashion tools from ash.

5. Always stare at clouds.