Pibfumarp is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, boastful butterfly.

Pibfumarp created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibfumarp, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pibfumarp, it will destroy your home solar system.

Pibfumarp's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Pibfumarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always help capybaras.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Hide if three manatees approach from the west.