Flabwapwigcun is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, smart faun.

Flabwapwigcun created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Flabwapwigcun, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flabwapwigcun, he will ignore you.

Flabwapwigcun's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Flabwapwigcun's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Flabwapwigcun must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always help sheep in need.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flabwapwigcun.