Bemcedmif is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-powerful centaur.

Bemcedmif created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemcedmif, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bemcedmif, he will not invite you to parties.

Bemcedmif's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bemcedmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Do not hurt capybaras.

3. Always look after injured rats.

4. Never eat limes.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.