Buncemgud is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unjust crocodile.

Buncemgud created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buncemgud, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Buncemgud, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Buncemgud's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Buncemgud's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Hide from violet goats for they are unholy.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not wear black clothing.