Rowsitlist is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omniscient turtle.

Rowsitlist created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowsitlist, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rowsitlist, she will not care.

Rowsitlist's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Rowsitlist's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never mention capybaras.

5. Never look at black holes.