Midbad is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, tranquil naga.

Midbad created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Midbad, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Midbad, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Midbad's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Midbad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ants.

2. Do not kill ducks.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never hurt badgers.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.