Wanlegjarnfenbastfadbad is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, annoying dryad.

Wanlegjarnfenbastfadbad created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wanlegjarnfenbastfadbad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wanlegjarnfenbastfadbad, she will destroy your home solar system.

Wanlegjarnfenbastfadbad's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Wanlegjarnfenbastfadbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt voles.

2. Wanlegjarnfenbastfadbad loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

3. Always remove skirts before entering holy places.

4. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

5. Feed all hungry hamsters.