Onthignat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, fast camel.

Onthignat created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Onthignat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Onthignat, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Onthignat's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Onthignat's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine grasshopers approach from the east.

2. You must never eat nuts.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Onthignat in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not stand on grass.