Legomtrut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sage squirrel.

Legomtrut created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Legomtrut, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Legomtrut, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Legomtrut's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Legomtrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to whales while wearing mauve coats.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about optics.

4. You must love Legomtrut.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.