Cudpidsaw is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witty yak.

Cudpidsaw created the universe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudpidsaw, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cudpidsaw, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cudpidsaw's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cudpidsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near ants while wearing fawn rings and balancing five gold spheres on your feet.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not travel during autumn.

5. Always act with purity when addressing elders.