Busjonwab Dussbapyam is a god.

She takes the form of a large, egotistical alligator.

Busjonwab Dussbapyam created the cosmos four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busjonwab Dussbapyam, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Busjonwab Dussbapyam, she will come to you in dreams.

Busjonwab Dussbapyam's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Busjonwab Dussbapyam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about gravity near sheep while wearing orange shirts and balancing four titanium spheres on your hands.

3. Always help sick snails.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Never talk about optics near birds while wearing red skirts and balancing seven tin spheres on your arms.