Stermiddin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, omnipotent cow.

Stermiddin created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stermiddin, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stermiddin, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Stermiddin's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Stermiddin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint at crossroads.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. You must pray to Stermiddin six times a day.