Biffebbiss is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish bat.

Biffebbiss created Asia nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Biffebbiss, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Biffebbiss, it will manifest in front of you.

Biffebbiss' most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Biffebbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest magenta.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

3. Never hurt monkeys.

4. Do not hurt bats.

5. Always help sick badgers.