Stermiddin is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, omnipotent
cow.
Stermiddin created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Stermiddin, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Stermiddin, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Stermiddin's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Stermiddin's Holy Commandments1. Do not sprint at crossroads.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. You must pray to Stermiddin six times a day.