Flis is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, passionate horse.

Flis created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flis, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flis, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Flis' most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Flis' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never discuss bacteria in public assemblies.

3. Always obey Flis' priests.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.