Wodliktimgandottapbag is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, merciless wren.

Wodliktimgandottapbag created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Wodliktimgandottapbag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wodliktimgandottapbag, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wodliktimgandottapbag's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Wodliktimgandottapbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Wodliktimgandottapbag on top of important buildings.

3. Do not hurt capybaras.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about fire.