Dodjigcep is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, effective armadillo.

Dodjigcep created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodjigcep, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dodjigcep, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Dodjigcep's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Dodjigcep's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn tapirs, for they are unholy.

2. Always treat dogs with great respect.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Never pray while filled with joy.

5. Never write about fluid mechanics.