Fomweetig is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, dishonest crane.

Fomweetig created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomweetig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fomweetig, she will refuse to believe in you.

Fomweetig's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fomweetig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fomweetig.

2. Do not keep seven porpoises in a large pit.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not prepare nuts while filled with envy.

5. Feed all hungry tapirs.