Dadlagdub is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, moody fox.

Dadlagdub created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Dadlagdub, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dadlagdub, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dadlagdub's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Dadlagdub's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not kill tortoises.

3. Worship no other gods but Dadlagdub.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Do not shave your feet.