Negbafmilfub is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, merciful frog.

Negbafmilfub created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Negbafmilfub, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Negbafmilfub, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Negbafmilfub's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Negbafmilfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Do not run at mountains.

5. Never paint your head turquoise.