Nurlbummab is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, emotional hamster.

Nurlbummab created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlbummab, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nurlbummab, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nurlbummab's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nurlbummab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of limes to eagles while wearing red boots.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Nurlbummab loves seals, so they must be honoured.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Nurlbummab on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near tortoises while wearing turquoise shoes.