Nibdonlarn is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omnipotent dolphin.

Nibdonlarn created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Nibdonlarn, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nibdonlarn, she will turn you into a worm.

Nibdonlarn's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Nibdonlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Nibdonlarn must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never stain your arms with turquoise.

3. Never leap near grasshopers.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near rats while wearing green tights and balancing three copper spheres on your back.

5. Do not speak about aubergines.