Raptaildim is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous lobster.

Raptaildim created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Raptaildim, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Raptaildim, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Raptaildim's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Raptaildim's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Raptaildim.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Run away if four sharks approach from the west.