Stermanominnilxenkadrow is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, benevolent camel.

Stermanominnilxenkadrow created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stermanominnilxenkadrow, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stermanominnilxenkadrow, she will throw large rocks at you.

Stermanominnilxenkadrow's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Stermanominnilxenkadrow's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help sick monkeys.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.