Pasvancuss is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, all-knowing naga.

Pasvancuss created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pasvancuss, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pasvancuss, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pasvancuss' most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Pasvancuss' Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not travel during spring.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.