Quamflapbid is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane wren.

Quamflapbid created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamflapbid, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Quamflapbid, she will turn you into a rock.

Quamflapbid's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Quamflapbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after rats.

2. Quamflapbid must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Quamflapbid on top of all buildings.

4. Never eat garlic.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.