Kadgabtafflowfedlabbabbat is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, humane salamander.

Kadgabtafflowfedlabbabbat created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadgabtafflowfedlabbabbat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kadgabtafflowfedlabbabbat, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Kadgabtafflowfedlabbabbat's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Kadgabtafflowfedlabbabbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Kadgabtafflowfedlabbabbat's priests.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Never touch water while clean.

4. Do not prepare beans while filled with joy.

5. Cats are not to be trusted.