Rentargjapbankam is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, annoying alligator.

Rentargjapbankam created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rentargjapbankam, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rentargjapbankam, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rentargjapbankam's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Rentargjapbankam's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine nematodes in one place.

2. Rentargjapbankam loves cats, so they must be respected.

3. Never stain your head with magenta.

4. Always act with humility when addressing priests.

5. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.