Homfenbog is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unjust swallow.

Homfenbog created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homfenbog, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Homfenbog, she will be very unhappy.

Homfenbog's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Homfenbog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never wear green stockings.