Fomquimtabtigstigdamquam is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, all-knowing bear.

Fomquimtabtigstigdamquam created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomquimtabtigstigdamquam, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fomquimtabtigstigdamquam, it will have a low opinion of you.

Fomquimtabtigstigdamquam's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Fomquimtabtigstigdamquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Geese are not to be trusted.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not keep five tortoises in a large pit.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.