Vilvadflatnildidbast is a god.

She takes the form of a small, selfish donkey.

Vilvadflatnildidbast created dark energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Vilvadflatnildidbast, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vilvadflatnildidbast, she will jump up and down on your head.

Vilvadflatnildidbast's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Vilvadflatnildidbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Vilvadflatnildidbast.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.