Dinvidarp is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ill-tempered naga.

Dinvidarp created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinvidarp, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dinvidarp, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dinvidarp's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Dinvidarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta coats.

2. Dinvidarp loves goats, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not speak about oranges.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Do not commit murder.