Zedfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, almighty narwhal.

Zedfarn created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedfarn, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zedfarn, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zedfarn's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Zedfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of carrots to bats while wearing gray shoes.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never laugh in the presence of mice.