Cenfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, dishonest dragon.

Cenfarn created the solar system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenfarn, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cenfarn, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cenfarn's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cenfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat eagles with great respect.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near otters while wearing purple hats.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.