Matjarngubbigvigortkon is a god.

She takes the form of a large, sage gnu.

Matjarngubbigvigortkon created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Matjarngubbigvigortkon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Matjarngubbigvigortkon, she will be very sad.

Matjarngubbigvigortkon's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Matjarngubbigvigortkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from bone.

2. Always count to four before sleeping.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.