Funjopxin is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, deceitful ant.

Funjopxin created a Higgs boson three million years ago.

If you believe in Funjopxin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Funjopxin, it will turn you into a rat.

Funjopxin's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Funjopxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured badgers.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never think ill of sick birds.

4. Always help grasshopers in need.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.