Mabbegnilgan Sitsabbifsafsawzan is a god.

She takes the form of a small, smart aardvark.

Mabbegnilgan Sitsabbifsafsawzan created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabbegnilgan Sitsabbifsafsawzan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mabbegnilgan Sitsabbifsafsawzan, she will turn you into a worm.

Mabbegnilgan Sitsabbifsafsawzan's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Mabbegnilgan Sitsabbifsafsawzan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dogs.

2. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Mabbegnilgan Sitsabbifsafsawzan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Mabbegnilgan Sitsabbifsafsawzan in the centre of the settlement.