Armcanhud is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unjust goat.

Armcanhud created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armcanhud, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Armcanhud, it will turn you into a plant.

Armcanhud's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Armcanhud's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never discuss bacteria in public assemblies.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near monkeys while wearing purple jumpers and balancing five aluminium spheres on your legs.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.