Tenmotfar is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, fussy penguin.

Tenmotfar created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenmotfar, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tenmotfar, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tenmotfar's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Tenmotfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. Never feed rice to capybaras while wearing scarves.

3. Do not travel during spring.

4. Never record names.

5. Never talk about gravity near sheep while wearing magenta ear rings.