Hunbedtab is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, deceitful clam.

Hunbedtab created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hunbedtab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hunbedtab, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Hunbedtab's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Hunbedtab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Always treat great tits with great respect.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.