Babmifkad is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, blissful crane.

Babmifkad created Europe two million years ago.

If you believe in Babmifkad, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Babmifkad, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Babmifkad's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Babmifkad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always help sick mites.