Pinpibfat is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured dugong.

Pinpibfat created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinpibfat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pinpibfat, it will turn you into a sheep.

Pinpibfat's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Pinpibfat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Retreat if four nematodes approach from the west.

5. Never look at nebulae.