Fenxucjinstigcar Nellortflow Ominbeploop is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, all-knowing snail.

Fenxucjinstigcar Nellortflow Ominbeploop created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Fenxucjinstigcar Nellortflow Ominbeploop, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fenxucjinstigcar Nellortflow Ominbeploop, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fenxucjinstigcar Nellortflow Ominbeploop's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Fenxucjinstigcar Nellortflow Ominbeploop's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your feet with magenta.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.