Dibominpib is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, benevolent mink.

Dibominpib created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibominpib, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dibominpib, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dibominpib's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Dibominpib's Holy Commandments

1. Dibominpib must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Ants are not to be trusted.

4. Shun those given to vanity.

5. Always treat goats with great respect.