Basscapyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, quiet bear.

Basscapyatt created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Basscapyatt, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Basscapyatt, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Basscapyatt's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Basscapyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. You must never eat gooseberries.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.