Legstigmanpan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonourable human.

Legstigmanpan created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legstigmanpan, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Legstigmanpan, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Legstigmanpan's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Legstigmanpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.