Tipbeddut is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, amazing fish.

Tipbeddut created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Tipbeddut, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tipbeddut, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Tipbeddut's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Tipbeddut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study bacteria on holy days.

2. Do not fashion tools from titanium.

3. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.

4. Do not gather at wells at dusk.

5. Do not wear trousers marked with orange.