Govcinpid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish skunk.

Govcinpid created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Govcinpid, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Govcinpid, it will be mildly annoyed.

Govcinpid's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Govcinpid's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Govcinpid.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Govcinpid on top of all buildings.

4. Never mention rats.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.